If you’re seeing this, it means you’re looking for tactical baby gear to make your life a lot easier. Either that or you saw “tactical baby gear” and thought it was so absurd that you just had to see what it was all about. No matter which one you are, you’re not gonna be disappointed. We’ve got a top-of-the-line selection of tactical baby stuff for smart parents looking to rock parenthood in the coolest way possible.
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Top 11 Tactical Baby Gear Products You DEFINITELY Need
Tactical Baby Gear Wagons and Strollers
1. Evenflo Pivot Xplore All-Terrain Stroller Wagon
Price: $319.99
You read it right; this tactical baby gear stroller is ALL-TERRAIN, baby! The beach, park, and trail are all within your grasp with this one’s all-terrain wheels. Evenflo’s tactical wagon was created by parents, for parents, so you know it’s a good one.
There’s a drop-down feature so kids can easily climb into it themselves, not to mention the dual canopies that offer UPF 50+ protection and the easy-access, spacious storage basket.
2. Jeep Deluxe Wrangler Stroller Wagon by Delta Children
Price: $399.99
We know this tactical baby stroller comes with a bit of sticker shock, but hear us out. Not only is this one great for any parent, but it’s also great for the car guys and gals who just so happen to also have kids, as it’s literally a Jeep-branded stroller.
If you know Jeep, you know they’re well-known for their versatile vehicles, and this tactical stroller ain’t no different! To start, there are three ride modes: stroller mode, wagon mode, and compact mode. It can also hold up to 15 lbs. of weight in the storage area (or 15 cans if you’re counting that way), has adjustable leatherette handles, and has UV-blocking mesh fabric.
Honestly? That price is starting to look kinda cheap for all these offerings!
Tactical Baby Clothes
3. Tactical Children’s Airsoft Vest
Price: $21.68
For the slightly older babies out there, this product is certified “very cool,” according to a local 7-year-old. Never mind having to carry the juice boxes around in your own bag; this tactical kids’ vest allows them to pack a punch – actual punch – with its four front pouches. Stuff some small snacks or drinks in there, and they’ll be ready for a day out on the airsoft field.
4. Tactical Dad Shirt™
Price: $79.95
This bit of tactical baby gear is just for dad. It’s a shirt with a built-in pouch for the littlest of babies – up to 15 lbs. This takes kangaroo care to a whole new level! Save yourself some back pain and get this shirt.
5. Tutu Camo Bodysuit
Price: $14.00
Pictured at the bottom of this post, this tutu camo body suit for babies is TO DIE FOR. It’s cute, it’s camouflage, it’s everything your baby needs. Bass Pro Shops really popped off with this one.
Tactical Baby Gear Carrier
6. Tushbaby Carrier
Price: $85.00
To be honest, we weren’t 100% sure which category to put this one in. It’s a little bit clothes, a little bit carrier, and a lot a bit amazing. The Tushbaby Carrier is basically a tactical baby gear fanny pack with a crap ton of storage slots for baby stuff and a built-in seat for your kiddo on the side. This one will save you from hip surgery down the road.
(If you’re more the fur baby type, it works perfectly for pets, too!)
7. Kelty Journey PerfectFIT Signature Series Child Carrier
Price: $289.95
In a more traditional version of the baby carrier, this tactical baby gear baby carrier is a must-have. The easily-adjustable straps make this one perfect for mom and dad, or whichever caretakers are swapping baby duties (not to be confused with baby doodies, which we’ll cover in the tactical diaper bag section).
The five-point safety harness and the roll cage (yes, really) ensure that you never have to worry about your child getting injured, even if you were to drop the bag. There’s a lot more to love about this one, but you’ll just have to check out the rest for yourself.
8. WIPHA Ergonomic Baby Carrier
Price: $148.98
If you’re a parent, you already know the back pain that comes with having a baby and carrying them around everywhere (and that’s not even to mention the years-long pain that lingers during and after actually carrying them around during pregnancy). Lighten the load a bit with this ergonomic tactical baby gear backpack.
It has a foldable sunshade, huge storage pockets with insulation, and even a padded child seat, which means your kid won’t be squirming around while you’re carrying them. With four fun colors, including Army green, all the other parents on the block are gonna be jealous of you for buying this one.
9. BabyBjörn Baby Carrier One Air
Price: $184.99
Looking for another tactical baby backpack to add to your arsenal of tactical baby gear? We have one more addition to our list. The BabyBjorn tactical baby backpack is a worthwhile addition to this list because of its lightweight material.
It’s tiring carrying a baby around all day, even when you have the proper gear to do it with. With the lightweight and breathable mesh, this baby backpack will give you some relief as you go on hour three with another human being clinging to you. This pack is certified awesome by the International Hip Dysplasia Institute for how well it supports your baby’s spine, joints, legs, and hips.
Tactical Baby Gear Diaper Bags
10. BCOH Military Style Diaper Bag
Price: $66.95
It’s time to talk about those baby doodies we mentioned! Let’s get one thing straight: NOTHING, and we mean NOTHING, is going to make baby diarrhea any more tolerable than it already is (the current tolerability level being at a whopping 0 out of 100). But cleaning it up, especially when you’re out and about, just got a whole lot easier with this tactical baby gear bag.
Sure, normal diaper bags get the job done, but they’re essentially just big, ugly purses. This diaper bag, however, is a vital piece of tactical baby gear. Not only does it have just an absurd amount of storage, but the back part opens to become a mobile changing table in seconds. If that doesn’t sell you on this bag, we don’t know what will!
11. Qwreoia Tactical Advantage Travel Baby Bag
Price: $34.99
Don’t need an on-the-go changing station? We doubt that very much, but we’ll play along. Another tactical baby bag we love is this one from Qwreoia. It has 14 multi-functional pockets and is made with durable nylon thread and Oxford fabric.
The draw to this pack is its USB charging interface, anti-theft electronics, and wallet compartment. You can easily charge your phone on the go, and with its metal hook stroller straps, this is a great pairing for one of our strollers from the beginning of the list.
What’s Your Favorite Piece of Tactical Baby Gear?
With all this tactical gear at your disposal, all you need now is the tactical baby to go alongside it! We know some of these prices are a bit steep, but there are tactical baby gear coupons floating around all the time, so make sure to check those out before you make any final tactical baby gear purchases.
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