Most of us arenโt too familiar with the intricate system of military flight tracking, but most humans know a pattern when they see one. And flight tracking, in general, is pretty common for civilian flights. But whatโs uncommon is to see an Air Force penis drawing on your flight tracker. Uhm, yeah. Weโre not kidding. This literally just happened. So, what gives, USAF?
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Air Force Penis Drawing Strikes Again!
The Ukraine-Russia situation has everyone on edge โ everyone, maybe, except for the USAF Boeing KC Stratotanker pilot who flew in a very distinctive penis formation suspiciously close to a Russian base in Syria.
A US military plane "painted a penis" in the sky near a Russian airbase, La Repubblica.
A KC-135 Stratotanker refueling plane remained for almost two hours east of Cyprus on Tuesday, in front of the Syrian base of Tartus, a stronghold of Moscow.
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FlightRadar24โs flight tracker showed a very familiar-looking symbol on their map recently. Two berries and a twig, some may say. Looking at the screenshot, weโd say that this flight path was well-endowed. The phallic path looks way too perfect to be an accident, but an accident it was, according to USAF officials.
USAF Europe spokesman Capt. Ryan Goss released a statement about the incident recently, saying, โThe KC-135 Stratotanker (RAKE71) operating in the Eastern Mediterranean adjusted between multiple different flight tracks during the course of the missionโฆ While these adjustments and movements appear to create a vulgar outline, there was no intent by the pilots or the unit to do so. As we continue to look into this, USAFE-AFAFRICA, AMC, and the USAF will continue to maintain the highest standards of professionalism and airmanship.โ
Sounds like someoneโs a little embarrassed to be soโฆ exposed.
Not the First Air-Force-Penis-in-Sky Incident
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This recent penis drawing isnโt even the first of its kind to come out of military aerial forces. Back in November 2017, though not exactly an Air Force penis, a Navy pilot and his backseat aviator were put on six-month probation after executing a perfect drawing of a penis in the sky above Washington state.
There was no denying that one, and the pilots knew it. The moment they hit the ground, they were apologizing profusely, realizing that it was an embarrassment to the entire branch. Personally, weโd say it was all in good fun. Images and videos went viral, bringing tons of joy and attention to the military. No press is bad press, right?
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In 2019, the Air Force penis drawing phenomenon struck again with pilots at Luke AFB โunintentionallyโ drawing a penis with their contrails during training. Weโre as willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt as the next person, but a penis is an awfully specific drawing to make accidentally.
It. Was. An. Accident.
The penis drawing was an accident. The penis drawing was accidental. The drawing of the penis? Not on purpose.
No matter where you turn, youโll find military officials saying the same thing over and over, trying their best to persuade us all into believing that the act was unintentional.
Air Force Col. Damien Pickart of Air Mobility Command spoke to Task & Purpose, saying, โWe do not believe the crew acted inappropriately, flying a refueling orbit consistent with requirements that met the needs of receiver aircraft.โ
โDo not believe.โ Maybe they donโt believe it because they know exactly what happened. Just kidding. Maybe.
Or Was It?
Officially, yes. It was an accident. But Russia is no oneโs best friend right now, and our military members are nothing if not brave. It would be a pretty brave and impressive act to intentionally draw an invisible penis to taunt Russian forces.
The phallic drawing may even serve as unintentional propaganda for American allies against the invaders of Ukraine. Kilroy Was Here, itโs time to move over because we now have the Boeing KC Stratotanker penis drawing as the military meme icon of our time.
Now that โAir Force Draws Penisโ is becoming a more and more common headline, itโs suddenly going to be exciting to tune into news about military flight patterns. Whether you believe it was an accident, an intentional propaganda act, or just a pilot having a little fun, I think we can all agree that this Air Force penis drawing is the best thing to come out of the war in Ukraine so far.
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